2015/03/31

Atlanta Falcons Fake Their Stadium Crowd Noise

What's so wrong with fake stadium crowd noise?
The NFL doesn't like it!



The NFL fined the Falcons $350,000 and may lose out on signing a fifth round pick college athlete.

Is it morally right to fine the falcons for trying to win?

What about a flat chested bird who decides to gets implants? She wants to win some romance in her life, would the NFL fine fake breasted women as well? If so, they might as well take a look at the cheering squads line up! Let's see who's on the roster for their 2015 season.. And if they don't fine cheerleaders for having fake breasts, then that will prove that the NFL is just a bunch of sexist feminist women who hate men.

b.t.w this is a link to their cheer requirements, who's going to read all that bullshit?
http://www.atlantafalcons.com/cheerleaders/2015-cheerleader-auditions.html

okay, so they don't have their 2015 roster up yet, the 2014 roster will suffice for now.

All images, courtesy of www.atlantafalcons.com


If they ever need a punter / kicker, they have options...


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nice legs on this one.


who wants a hug?


the "I don't know what type of lipstick I want to wear today." movement


this chick deserves a raises for getting so much air.


their 2014 team.